The scene is the White House Kitchen. The 60 inch television is on but silent. CBI is watching the television and drinking a diet cola. The TV remote is next to the cola can. He is surrounded by regular staff. OS, IR and XMCH are also in attendance.
Special guest star: GE (Generic Evangelical)
CBI: I am delivering
CBI: People, not only did I make the bold promises, I delivered
CBI Takes a drink of cola and stares at the television. Something has caught his eye. After 30 seconds of uncomfortable silence
CBI: Can I get a hamburger in here?
BS: Yes sir, it’s been ordered. We order them automatically now for each meeting, per your earlier instructions
CBI: Hurry it up. I think I signed an Executive order for that one, didn’t I?
There is another 30 seconds of silence. CBI has resumed watching television, but only briefly.
CBI: I love those Executive orders. I can reverse that Kenyan’s whole scheme in 6 months.
CBI: BS, I’m going to branch out a bit. Let’s do one that fires any NFL player that doesn’t stand for the anthem. I can do that!
XMCH: Sir, we should move to the topic at hand. I see you’ve invited GE. I’d like to extend a welcome on behalf of everyone here.
CBI: Hang on, hang on.
CBI grabs the TV remote and turns the volume up past a comfortable level. He is starting at himself on the screen. His jaw goes slightly slack. The entire room is now dominated by the image of CBI on the screen, accompanied by the loud commentary.
2 minutes pass
CBI looks up blankly. Suddenly a McDonald’s hamburger is placed in front of him. This snaps him out of his reverie. Coincidentally his image is no longer on the television. He mutes the volume. The television remains on.
CBI: OK,what is it XMCH? Are we finished yet?
XMCH: No sir. We are discussing the recognition of Jerusalem as the Israeli capital. OS and I, while supporting your move, think the timing is bad.
GE: We believe it’s long overdue.
CBI: Yes, yes. It is not just overdue but a bold move. It is a move that I make. OS, get your butt to Europe and tell our friends what reality is like.
CBI: And by friends, you know who I mean (CBI smirks and rolls his eyes)
OS: I would urge you to postpone the move sir.
CBI: Be quiet man, hang on.
CBI turns the volume back on and finishes his hamburger and cola. The room is again dominated by the television volume.
CBI: I think we’re done. Good meeting. We need to cut these down a bit in length.
CBI: Can I get a hamburger and cola here. Get on it BE!