Last in a series (finally)
An august group of GOP leaders are putting the finishing touches on election strategy going forward. And not a moment too soon.
SEM: The reaction to that election was scattershot. We have to be pre-emptive.
LZ: The new law is written. We have to pass it in the last session before the Dems take their places.
IR: Do you think we could prevent them from taking their seats?
LZ: Meh, …
SEM: We were late on this whole thing
LZ: Is the drunk guy going to play along?
IR: Definitely. We think our people will be onboard.
SEM: So basically any disputed election goes straight to the Supreme Court?
LZ: Yes. And the genius is the president decides which election is disputed, with proper input of course.
SEM; He’ll go for this for sure. Didn’t you mention this to him before he made that nitwit remark about the election results?
IR: He’s not listening to anybody, still stewing over who knows what. If he wasn’t so self-obsessed with twitter and watching those Fox attention whores stroking him maybe we could get something done.
LZ: Alright, let’s alert the drunk guy and the Houseplant and try to get that thing passed before those Bolsheviks take their seats