Cast of Characters

An Ever-Shifting (or not) Group Controlling our Lives

CBI: Chest Beating Imbecile in Chief

Lizard 1 aka LZ1: Bears a striking resemblance to the leader of one of our most august bodies

Lizard_2 aka LZ2: Bears a striking resemblance to the leader of one of our other august bodies

PS: Pressed Secretary

TIC: Torturer-in-Chief (i.e. Head Spy)

SEM – Shameless ex-mayor, and CBI’s new go-to for legal matters

XMCH: Ex-Marine Cat Herder

IR: Indiana Reactionary

BJR: Babbling Junior

ILA: In-Law Advisor

CBID: Daughter of CBI

AGJ: Aryan Gutter Journalist (retired?)

BS: Beleaguered Staffer (one of many)

OS: Oily Statesman (Retired, and looking less oily)